Welcome sinners and heathens, friends and family! Have you ever had the overwhelming desire to read a cheap piece of trash filled with heresy and vampires written by an untalented hack? Well, today is your lucky day. The e-book version of The Seventh Horn is now available for purchase for the amazingly expensive price of $0.99 on Barnes and Noble's website. Click the link for more details. The Kindle version should be released tomorrow on Amazon.com with that information to follow. Need a Nook App?